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Aug 15, 2005

Pam Anderson's Roast
Anyone else notice how obnoxious Courtney Love was?? Or umm...just how see-through Pam's shirt was?? I mean it's Pam...I'm sure it was intentional, but, WOW...really see-through!!! I'm surprised even Comedy Central didn't blur that...Wonder what the FTC will have to say about it...

UPDATE: Oops...I meant FCC...I was an Advertising major?? Oh...yeah, that's right...geez...After that shirt of hers, who could process anything??? ;-)
posted by Ty @ 8/15/2005 | 5 comments
The Best Business Idea I Have Ever Had
A mechanism that allowed the owner to reach through the internet and strangle idiot customers...

And an alternative idea already being worked on by a friend...A mechanism that allows the owner to shock idiot customers to varying degrees over phone lines...Level One for Mild Idiocy, Level Five for Incoherent Stupidity.

You all would pay high dollars, right??
posted by Ty @ 8/15/2005 | 0 comments
Happy Happy Thoughts 14
Telling my father that he qualifies for "grandfather discounts" instead of saying senior discounts...It was priceless...even more so when he A) smiled at the joke, and B) I heard him repeat it to himself and chuckle when I left the room...

Note: He doesn't laugh at anything! It always makes my day if I can make him crack a smile...

Oh, just realized something...I said grandfather to indicate that he is really, really, old...older than a senior...not that he will be a grandfather anytime soon...just to clarify... :-)
posted by Ty @ 8/15/2005 | 0 comments